LA SERIE DES BALANES

                                                                                                Je remercie ma chère collaboratrice Sophie, sans qui, cette série n'aurait jamais vu
                                                                                                le jour. =D
                                                                                           
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                                                                                                      Modèle de base : Quel est l'animal le plus dangereux au monde?

                                                                                                      Réponse (de base) La tortue ! Parce qu'elle tort et elle tue !

                                                                                                    . Quel est l'animal le plus méchant envers l'âne (ou Lane, si vous considérez que Lane
                                                                                                       est un prénom)
                                                                                                       Le balane !
                                                                                                       Un peu de biologie : étude des balanes sur la côté britannique  (lien à venir)

                                                                                                        Mais cela ne nous explique pas pourquoi un balane est méchant envers l'âne.
                                                                                                        Parce qu'il bat l'âne ! (balane)

                                                                                                            Voici une photographie de balanes

                                                                                                           

                                                                                                        . Quel est l'animal le plus méchant envers Odile?
                                                                                                           Le crocodile !
                                                                                                           Parce qu'il croque Odile ! (crocodile)

                                                                                                        . Quel est l'animal le plus méchant envers Ue?
                                                                                                           La morue !
                                                                                                           Parce qu'elle mord Ue ! (morue)

                                                                                                        . Quel est l'animal le plus égocentrique envers No?
                                                                                                           Le moineau !
                                                                                                           Parce que Moi-No ! (moineau)

                                                                                                        . Quel est l'animal le plus méchant envers Se ?
                                                                                                           Le morse !
                                                                                                           Parce qu'il mord Se ! (morse)